Sunday, July 12, 2009

god bless her



Everbody luv tis SLIM,TALL,and PRETTY GAL....
its jz looks lk our" leng lui"in somewhre near d "heaven",.....
'GOD' bless her..

Thursday, July 9, 2009

monalisa


she's hotter than ping pong..
haha..
even ping pong can't beat her..
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"
The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
" Yes it is," bartender answers.
" Do you have huge golden doors?"
" Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
" Most certainly do."
" What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club as a gift.

DO TIS LOOK LK PP?

do tis looks lk ping pong??





HELL YES!!!